Thursday, January 19, 2006

mugshot: canada's least wanted

oh yes, havril had better hide his face. i would too if my blog was as bad as his. wonder if he took this photo himself? i'll bet he usually only does that standing in front of a mirror naked, so this must be new artistic ground for him. you know what? i like the dog picture better. he was much more attractive.

Monday, January 16, 2006

never a bride


now he's gone from soupcan to gawdy bridesmaid dress! what is that: sea-foam green? sea sludge green is more like it. fitting maybe, since his blog is a lot like a raw sewage outlet pipe into the ocean.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

excuse havril's french? non, merci

i think the word is merde.

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

havril is propped up by "the man"

my campaign against my other blog, like any war, requires resources to keep up the good fight. so i applied to post google 'adsense' ads (automatically generated contextual advertising) on this site to generate some revenue. apparently, my shoot from the hip approach is a little to much for mainstream advertisers to handle...
Hello *****,

Thank you for your interest in Google AdSense. Unfortunately, after reviewing your application, we're unable to accept you into Google AdSense at this time.

We did not approve your application for the reasons listed below.

Issues:
- Sensitive content
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Further detail:

Sensitive content: Google believes strongly in freedom of expression and offers broad access to content across the web without censoring search results. At the same time, we reserve the right to exercise discretion when reviewing sites for AdSense. We've found that your website contains content that we don't allow at this time. AdSense policy doesn't currently accept sites that advocate against any individual, group, or organisation. Please review our policies (https://www.google.com/adsense/policies?hl=en_GB) for a complete list of site content not allowed on web pages.

Please contact us at adsense-uk@google.com if you have any questions.

Regards, The Google AdSense Team
but this is not a setback. i will not be silenced! i will continue to speak out against the dungheap that is my other blog, and i'll fund my fight by any means necessary: borrowing, begging... working as an internet porn model if need be. en garde!