counting havril, that's 3 reeking mammals

what's this... more manure? as if hackvril has ever given us anything else. well, if he is so into fake news, here's a doozy for him: "havril gets a laugh." nah, too unbelievable.

and that dead gopher he was going on about? yeah, well, it didn't drown, or see its shadow. it came out of its hole, read havril's blog, and promptly commited suicide. rat poison was sweet relief.

mugshot: canada's least wanted

oh yes, havril had better hide his face. i would too if my blog was as bad as his. wonder if he took this photo himself? i'll bet he usually only does that standing in front of a mirror naked, so this must be new artistic ground for him. you know what? i like the dog picture better. he was much more attractive.

never a bride

now he's gone from soupcan to gawdy bridesmaid dress! what is that: sea-foam green? sea sludge green is more like it. fitting maybe, since his blog is a lot like a raw sewage outlet pipe into the ocean.

excuse havril's french? non, merci

i think the word is merde.

havril is propped up by "the man"

my campaign against my other blog, like any war, requires resources to keep up the good fight. so i applied to post google 'adsense' ads (automatically generated contextual advertising) on this site to generate some revenue. apparently, my shoot from the hip approach is a little to much for mainstream advertisers to handle...

Hello *****,

Thank you for your interest in Google AdSense. Unfortunately, after reviewing your application, we're unable to accept you into Google AdSense at this time.

We did not approve your application for the reasons listed below.

Issues:
- Sensitive content
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Further detail:

Sensitive content: Google believes strongly in freedom of expression and offers broad access to content across the web without censoring search results. At the same time, we reserve the right to exercise discretion when reviewing sites for AdSense. We've found that your website contains content that we don't allow at this time. AdSense policy doesn't currently accept sites that advocate against any individual, group, or organisation. Please review our policies (https://www.google.com/adsense/policies?hl=en_GB) for a complete list of site content not allowed on web pages.

Please contact us at adsense-uk@google.com if you have any questions.

Regards, The Google AdSense Team

but this is not a setback. i will not be silenced! i will continue to speak out against the dungheap that is my other blog, and i'll fund my fight by any means necessary: borrowing, begging... working as an internet porn model if need be. en garde!

a problem with guys named clark?

first the disrespectful photo of the right honourable joe clark, and now a crack about that all american entertainment icon, dick clark [see 12 things, december 29]. for the love of god, the man had a stroke! thank god dick clark IS alive, because he has more talent and class in his pinky toe than havril and havril's only fans (his right hand and his mother) have between them. people like havril make me want to eat something particularly smelly then puke... all over people like havril.

a lump of coal would be too kind

having had the displeasure of reading the blasphemous bullcrap that is havril's most recent entry (the first noel, december 25), i can offer no criticism that will compare to the eternal damnation that the 'author' (if the blog equivalent of smearing feces on a wall is writing) will face at the hands of his maker on the judgment day.

havril is no joe clark

excuse me, but isn't that the right honourable joe clark in this dweeb's profile picture? did anyone even ask THE FORMER PRIME MINISTER OF CANADA if he was okay with his likeness being appropriated and then associated with such drivel... and a cigarette-smoking mutt? have you no shame?

black and white but not read all over

for starters, what is up with this lame layout...

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red and white? please. it looks like tin of campbell's soup. flavour: cream of crap. this blog is not good food.

who is havril and why should we care?

we shouldn't, except in the sense that you care about a backed up septic field. since that dark, dark day in october when this yahoo called "havril" (no doubt russian for "hack") started a blog, i've followed along, gripped by the same sort of morbid fascination that makes you unable to turn away from a car crash. the difference between blogofhavril and a car crash, however, is that with a car crash, tow trucks and ambulances eventually cart away the wreckage. but havril (or "hackvril" as i call him) sticks around, an enduring and grusome eyesore on the paved shoulder of the information superhighway. i want my eyeballs back. this has to end.